Who is "Nobody"? Poll

Nobody remains a mystery to us. So just who is he/she?

Knock knock!

"Is Nobody home?"

"sorry nobody is here."

"What? I just asked if Nobody was home and now you tell me Nobody is there."

"I said nobody is here."

"Well can I speak to Nobody then since you say he is there?"

"Look! I said nobody is here."

"Well, I want to talk to Nobody since he is there."

"Then go talk to yourself."

"I don't know "Yourself"."

"Get out of here you weirdo before I call the authorities."

"I thought "Nobody" was the authority of this forum."

Door slams loudly!!!

Alas, dear friends, it appears we will never know our kind host as he/she has never come forward and introduced him/herself.