Lord Krishna Forum - Krishna Talk

liberatedyogi · Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 16

you don't really want anyone at The Farm.....
they'd see your scam and sound the alarm.....
it's much easier just to claim that you're preaching....
how many need "fallen swami's" teachings?.....
how come there's so many of them in The Dham?

looks like God is planning to clean house.....
first, goes all the swamis with a spouse.....
then, all their henchmen who support their rule....
then, any pedophiles left in their schools.....
once they were "tigers", now," again a mouse".....

ever notice how jews need "a florida retreat"?....
in this regard, alachua would be hard to beat.....
it must just be easier to "guru" in warmer climates....
"the easy way" is the best way for unrestrained primates....
a place where any sahajiya can get something to eat.....

in india, fake renunciants are known to go to the river....
when females come by,"maharaj" has something to give her....
how many female disciples need "personal instruction"?.....
when will someone correct these obstructions?.....
GBC's smith and wesson have "real sanyass" to deliver....

ravanath swami! sent death astras after sulochan....
because on "swami!s turf", he was encroachin'......
"janmastami, this personality has got to die!".....
"it's only a question of "how?","when?", and "why?"....
"his next birth" is fast approachin'.....

"you should make this your lifes service!"....
"if you die, you should not be nervous!"....
"happy are the ksatriyas that die in battle!".....
"better than dying needlessly like cattle".....
"KRSNA has given you a chance He doesn't give all of us!"....

"you get to kill, on behalf of Sri Guru!"....
"there is no higher service a brave man can do!"....
you point the way, but WE'LL POINT THE GUNS!....
how fast can wheelchair bound vagrants run?....
can't outrun the wrath of KURUKSETRA II !.....

now "maharaj", those death astras have returned!....
a once powerful king, but the tables have turned....
our fortunes rise and fall, like bubbles on the sea....
here's a "heads-up" for any of those listening to me....
in these battles, you'll have to apply all that you've learned!